He was tall, dark and handsome. Not to mention Jewish. I was really rather fond of this guy.Truth be told, I kind of liked him. But then he mentioned that he lives on the Upper East Side. Immediately, the flags shot up – red, purple, blue, orange. The only time I go to the Upper East [...]
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We’ve all seen that infamous MTA slogan, which jaded New Yorkers love to mock: If you See Something, Say Something. You may have spotted a suspicious looking package, no pun intended, on the subway but did you actually report it? Exactly. The same can be said for our bedroom etiquette. Pop quiz: Digging for your [...]
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There is a lot of potential for failure on a first date. The restaurant you’ve chosen could be closed, your romantic stroll in the park could be rained off or you might just not have any chemistry. However tragically unforeseen these scenarios sound it doesn’t excuse how many men unknowingly sabotage their first dates by [...]
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When I walk from work to the subway, I’m talking to him about the important things I accomplished throughout the day. While I train for the NYC Half Marathon, he’s running right alongside me as I charm him with my insightful nature and wit. And yesterday before work, I taught him how to make coffee [...]
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When I like you it’s pretty freakin obvious. I call you. I email you. I bbm you. I talk to you all day at work on gchat (don’t tell my boss). I send you funny emails that I think you might like. I let you know what I’m up to. I want to know what [...]
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The other day, I ended a 3 year on and off hookup thing with a guy. I’ll call him the Hamburglar. I’ve been pretty much obsessed with the Hamburglar for the entire 3 years I’ve known him. He is adorable; he is brilliant; he is a (Jewish) doctor; he is hilarious. But most of all, [...]
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We’ve all dated our share of jerks. But what about when you meet someone seemingly perfect? He’s not just your average amount of smart; he’s in a league with MC squared himself. He’s not just sort of good looking. In fact, every time you introduce him to someone or flash his Facebook profile picture, an [...]
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Making out. Sucking face. Tonsil hockey. Lip locking. Swapping spit. Smooching. Call it what you will. I’ve had my share of kisses over the years. Some, I admit, were horrendous, and included things like headgear, onion breath, chapped lips and excessive saliva and drool. Others, however, have been life changing, and have taken my breath [...]
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